Thoughts as Thanksgiving is upon us...

Weird, a cannibal turkey...

  

When I first looked at this picture, the first thing that caught my attention was this little dude's eyes.  Pretty smug, creepy look wouldn't ya say?  It's like this guy really sincerely thinks he fits in and won't get eaten himself.  I guess that's an easier way to look at things then this next little turkey man is considering his present circumstances...

I think this turkey is still holding onto tiny scraps of hope that someone 

will think he's good to go.  I respect him a little more than the first turkey, since at least he hasn't given up on his small hope for continued existence. 

Most people after Thanksgiving will look a little like this:

 

(I'm sorry I had to force that on you).

Let's hope that that's not the case for me.  First of all, ewwww.  Secondly, and perhaps far more important actually, I really don't think I look very good in a neon green bikini of any size.  This is a guess based entirely on assumption, not actual experience, I promise.  I think someone somewhere is looking for their tent fly, which unfortunately has been stolen and forced into stretchy, torturous labor.  It's not doing a good job either, especially if part of it's job description is to cover...well...anything.     

That's really I've got in my head right now.