Wednesday, December 24, 2008
The Cyclists' Bill of Rights
Wednesday, December 3, 2008
Christmas Break, Hurry Up!
Saturday, November 29, 2008
Sentiments of a Redneck Thanksgiving...
Monday, November 24, 2008
Thoughts as Thanksgiving is upon us...
Saturday, November 8, 2008
Done with it...
As to my choice to not vote... I believe it's just as much a right in this country to exercise your right to not vote as it is to vote. If you don't because you just don't care, then ya, stay out of politics. But if you don't because (as I've said before) A) you don't agree with any of the candidates, and B) you live in Utah and your vote means nothing (yes, even on a county and city level), then that's a personal choice, and it means nothing as to revoking your right to voice an opinion. I did vote, in the primaries when there was a candidate I believed in. When I see another one that deserves it, I'll vote for him too.
As I said though, that's it, all I have to say on the topic. Don't expect anything else about it, and I apologize to anyone who found these particular thoughts, or those of earlier blogs offensive.
Wednesday, November 5, 2008
Thoughts...
Friday, October 31, 2008
My Favorite Poem
Wednesday, October 29, 2008
Thin Ice and Dangerous Water
Monday, October 27, 2008
I Wonder...
Sunday, October 26, 2008
Tired and Sore
Saturday, October 11, 2008
Increase in Gas Prices Lead to More Popped Collars
Recently all around the country in areas dense in college student population there has been a significant rise in the presence of popped collars. This phenomenon has been seen as a plague sweeping the nation, turning good, wholesome young men into total and complete homos. With origins arguably coming from the world of rap, "collar popping" has seeped into suburban communities, predominately in southern California and Arizona, where fads tend to rule to the ebb and flow of a fickle fashion based youth. For those readers out there who aren't quite sure what it is I'm talking about (because they are sensible enough to not pay attention to idiocy) popping your collar goes something like this:

As you can see, popping collars often tend to result as well in: A) pink shirts, B) stupid hat combinations, and C) really gay, "I think I'm awesome poses." And I know what many of you out there are thinking... "How could we possibly let this happen to our youth?" How could we indeed. Experts, in a recent projection (that I made up for this article), speculated that if the fad were to continue at the rate we are seeing today, within 15 years 165 countries around the world would officially consider us the gayest nation on Earth. Of those 165 countries all European Union nations, England and Russia were included. Imagine that, knowing that France thinks you're gayer than they are.
So how are we letting this happen? What is going on that is making this happen so rampantly? Oddly enough, this dangerous "disease" is spawning from the large increases in gasoline prices throughout America. In college towns we have seen this crunch in one main demographic, that of college students swapping out their cars for a more "economical" means of transportation. And in this situation, we find our culprit.
The Scooter. Small yes, not very powerful. Or is it? Perhaps these scooters, with an average power of 100cc, pack more of a punch than most would assume. But that power comes in the form of confidence for young men everywhere who otherwise would not have the guts to pop their collars, until suddenly and almost magically the presence of "scooter gangs" find for them a home and protective force field wherein their faddish expression can flourish. But is this a truly bad thing? Is that as dangerous as we really are making it sound?Yes, yes it is. Many, perhaps even 98.99% of young people riding scooters do not deserve to do so. From a more opinionated standpoint, I think it's crazy even that they can be riding on the roads without passing a special scooter/motorcycle course and test. This leads to young people everywhere riding 45 mph and faster on a road with nothing but shorts, a popped collared pink shirt, hideous aviator glasses, frosted hair, and flip flops. As if they want to be killed by even the slightest pebble coming out of a tire and boppin' em on the head. They ignore traffic laws, act as if they are foot traffic, and assume that every car on the road is aware of them. I don't know about anyone else, but I personally have tried to help a young man who had been hit by a car whose scooter was torn to shreds and he was thrown like a rag doll. I saw it from the road and ran to help him. After cutting his sweater away from being up and over his head, I looked into his eyes and saw the last moments of his life. He died on the way to the hospital. He's not the only one who has died because of these scooters.
Now, Italy has proven that scooters are not a bad thing by themselves. But they have helmets, and Italians have always been known to be fashionable, and can pull things like this off. We just plain don't have the history to say we're cool enough for this type of fad. And it's put us in a hole that this guy doesn't see a way out of now.
Your thoughts?
Thursday, October 9, 2008
A Pain In The...Shoulder

And this is more what my left shoulder looked like at the time:

Now, normally after a situation like this, if it's not too bad (the catagory under which mine supposedly fell) then surgery is not necessary. There are three ligaments that you can typically tear here. Originally I was told I tore one and stretched another slightly. Well, that was 6 months ago. This summer I've felt discomfort in my arm from time to time in various painful ways, because of a variety of things I'd accidently do to it. Now that I'm back in school and with the ROTC I've been doing pushups on it for a good month or so, and unfortunately, the pain has once again escalated. So I went back into the Dr's office and after sitting in the waiting room for 45 min (I don't know how they can get away with that, by the way) I was told that the new x rays showed that the healing process wasn't quite as successful as they originally hoped. So...

Joe's goin' in for surgery... Yep, as fun as it sounds, I'm gonna be put to sleep, cut open, screwed around with and sewn up. It'll basically take me off the bike for the next 3 months. Of all things that's definitely my least favorite. Most likely it will be happening next Wednesday, so anyone who feels a desire to do so is welcome to come up to my Mom and Dad's house (most likely where I'll be) and laugh at me while I'm all doped up. I'll definitely add a heads up as to how things are going soon, and leave a full report of the aftermath for sure.
Saturday, October 4, 2008
Something To Sing About

Wednesday, October 1, 2008
The Cascade Classic

This picture and a few others were taken largely in result of a referee calling into the finish line from a motorcycle on the course, with the message, "guys, get your cameras ready, you're gonna see something you've never seen before." Afterwards Horner was questioned about whether or not his actions had violated any rules of the race. He simply said, "The refs were pretty cool with it, honestly. I think it's because nobody had ever done anything like that before us." Demong successfully finished the day inside the time cut, and went on to finish the race in 51st of 91. Leipheimer of course took the win, what a stud. Chris Horner, who had helped Demong, finished 75th. Sorry, Chris, but you'll be everybody's race hero for your showing on the 5th stage.

Tuesday, September 30, 2008
In Response...
Oh, and Grandma... I wouldn't say that being "trapped in provo" is a bad thing. I just don't get to get out much because of all the responsibilities I have here that force me to stay around so much. I would like to see more. Let's hope in the near future I can rectify the situation by being able to travel and see a few interesting and exciting places.
The Bailout

Many of the elite business men of America have for years now been trading in foreign markets because, sadly, the only things in the American market stable enough to put your money on are: Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Porn. And by now, buying into that stuff is next to impossible. (Is there actually a stock industry for Porn? If it is, I'm sure it's huge.)So if the stock market crashes, or rather as most are thinking, when it crashes. The loss won't be felt as much in the pockets of elitists. Unless they have retirement packages through their corporation or other big lenders like T. Rowe Price, WaMu, etc. They better have a lot of cold cash hidden in jars under their mattress if not only they expect to survive retirement after losing their 401K, but if they also expect to keep the same level of "high-society" life they've grown accustomed to.
Where this crash really hits home though, is the average everyday American who even with perfect credit and the ability to front even 50% of what they need to buy a house, can't. Why? There just isn't enough money floating around for lenders to give handouts. No one can, so no one will. Car loans will be hard to find, even financing for small ventures such as student loans will be punished by scarcity. We will find ourselves stuck face first into the dog eat dog world of "whose ready for the worst?"
I honestly don't know if $700 billion will make that big of a difference in the long run, or if we should be left to our own devices and let the moguls that dropped themselves into a hole fight back out. Either way, I think that this problem has more potential for trickle down then these republican congressmen are allowing themselves to admit. Suddenly the idea of being a college student forever isn't so bad, especially if the Army keeps paying for it...
Friday, September 26, 2008
The Fam Damnily
Exactly. I think it's understandable without saying that he's not exactly the brightest of the kids. But I do have to admit that he certainly is the life of the party, and everybody loves him. He just got back from his mission in Estonia, and is now in Idaho studying, or more specifically looking for a mate with which to procreate his seed
Here's my dad. The only other pictures I had with me of him for some reason were ones where I couldn't see him very well or he was looking especially old. But he's still got quite a bit of good fight in him, so I don't really mess him with still. He'd shoot me well before I ever had the chance to do anything to him.
And here is our wonderful Stephanie, my baby sister, in one of my more favorite pictures I've taken of her. Of course, that's kinda because I straight-jacket tied her like that, and she really was having a hard time getting out of it. She's our little insane asylum breakout. But we love her, so we're not turning her in unless she loses her usefulness.

This is Nikki, the married sister. She rocks but we don't get to see as much of her because she's still back in VA with her family. Bummer... She's awesome, but I must say one of the best parts about Nikki is that she gave us a couple of amazing and awesome nieces, Katelyn and Bridget. Let's show them.
This is my little baby girl Bridget. I like this picture because she looks like quite the little pink Jedi. I think we're all willing to admit that I'm her favorite. i was the first one on earth to get her to fall asleep in my arms other than her mommy and daddy. Ya I know... tell me about it... It was a good day for me.
Well, that's the basic gist. I would add more, but honestly that's enough to swallow for one post. Sometime soon I'll sit down to tell ya more about my job and the like. After all this intro stuff it'll be much easier to get into more interesting "what's going on" sort of things. Until next time...
Wednesday, September 24, 2008
The Inaugural Post
So until next time...

